Bitter Bi%£¥* Brew
I recently had the opportunity to try a new drink at first it wasn’t a favorite, but the truth in the matter is, the drink was like eating your favorite chips, having one just isn’t enough. Actually once you have a sip of the Bitter Bitches Brew, it’s hard to put the drink down, everything in your soul tells you to move on to something else, but you sip and sip and now you’re drunk.
Here is the recipe
Some of your recipes may vary, but here are the basic ingredients!
1- Part a**hole
1- Part decent girl
1- Sprinkle of dopamine
1- Night of unbridled passion
1- Big azz wedding or Justice of Peace ceremony
1- Big azz mis-understanding, infidelity or empty pockets (which ever suites your taste
1- Pinch of reality
1- 12 oz glass of tears
Mix ingredients well
Allow 2-3 yrs to simmer
Broil for 3-6 months, allow concoction to bubble over into your work life, into your children and family life, if your concoction is now green, frothy and tastes bitter-sweet, your brew is now ready to drink.
There will be an absolute inability to drink the Bitter Bitches Brew responsibly and without consequence, it may cause you to distrust, mistreat and push away any new person in your life. The ability to have fun is no longer an option, moping and sadness will definitely ensue. And forget who you were because you will now be known as a Bitter Bitch amongst, co-workers, family and friends. But its okay because the Bitter Bitches Brew is tasty, addictive and it warms you late at night. So a toast to you ladies out there, my cup runneth over, I know yours does too.
Enjoy or Put your cup down